This morning I got out of the shower. Jasper was sitting on his little potty next to the big one. He had pulled the lid up on the big potty (the seat was down) and had put his arm on the seat and was resting his head on his arm.
"Ew, don't lay your head on the seat!" I said.
He sat up and looked at me, and repeated, "Ew, don't lick the seat!"
What? I'd looked away at this point and looked back at him just in time to see him lean down and lick the seat, and then look back up and me and laugh, with shining bright eyes.
No, kid. That is not funny. Now get away from the potty so I can puke. EW.