Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Monthly Nuisance

I feel like this happened in Heaven:

God: "Hello, Eve. Welcome to your heavenly home. You are the first woman of Earth to come home to me. Do you have any reflections on your life?"
Eve: "Really God? PERIODS? You couldn't have just made our bodies reabsorb that or something?"
God: "It couldn't have been that bad. Here's some chocolate.."
Eve: *growls, grabs chocolate*

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